Smarty, you're weird.

Dear Smarty,

You're too cute...we absolutely adore that you let us hold you and I really don't know too many cats that would lay like this on their mother's lap. It's not very lady-like. But oh-so-cute. :) And you were purring too, which was also quite endearing.

It actually makes up for your waking me up at 7:00am this morning by eating a receipt I left on the floor. It was loud and annoying and I said some things I didn't mean when I threw you out of the room. In my defense, I was in the middle of a dream. And you need to start understanding that sleeping in on Saturday mornings is the way we operate...okay? You will be fed. Don't fret. I know you're excited for that 1/3 cup of diet food, I mean who wouldn't be?

Love,
Mom
**I apologize for my pajama/lazy Saturday morning look. :)